Monday, July 11, 2011

The Untouchables vs. The Gestapo: Battle Stats

Well, now that formal introductions are out of the way, let's get started.


The Untouchables: the elite squad of Prohibition agents who sought to take down Chicago crimelord Al Capone by any means necessary. They were known not only for their relentless raids against the mob's various speakeasies but also for their inability to be bribed, hence their well known moniker. This fearless resistance against such a powerful mob had given them legendary status in early 20th century history.




The Gestapo: Aldoph Hitler's military police force that enforced his rule throughout all of Germany. Because they were given authority without the need for judicial oversight, this force used its power to arrest nearly anybody they deemed suspicious or traitorous and would eventually be granted the authority to create and run their infamous concentration camps. It was because of this iron fisted power that they became the symbol of fear and oppression in all of Nazi Germany.



WHO...IS...DEADLIEST?!

The Untouchables
Era: 1929-1931
Place: Prohibition era Chicago



Short Range: Colt Detective Special 
Considered to be the smallest .38 caliber revolver ever created, this snubnosed revolver was particularly favored by plainclothed officers who wished to be discreet while still capable of packing serious firepower. With 6 rounds of compact firepower, this was the sidearm that Eliot Ness and his commerades would've used when patrolling the streets, searching for information.

Mid Range: Thompson submachine gun
One of the most iconic guns of Prohibition era America the Tommygun was a vicious firearm for both the police and the mobsters of the time, capable of firing .45 cal slugs at a rate of 600 rpm. No doubt anyone at the business end of this gun would be turned to swiss cheese in a matter of seconds.

Long Range: M1903 Springfield rifle
Originally the standard rifle of the US military during WWI, the Springfield rifle found use after the war as long distance weapon for much of the police at the time, including the Chicago police department. This rifle had a minimum effective range of 500 yds, but was capable of going as far as 1000 yds in the hands of a skilled marksman.

Special Weapon: 1897 Winchester shotgun
The last word in police raids, this pump-action shotgun was both a powerful breeching tool and an intimidating weapon of massive destruction. Capable of firing 12 gauge rounds without a hitch, this is the shotgun that set the standard for all future shotguns ever made.

Tactics: Surprise raids
The Untouchables were able to pinpoint where illegal activity would occur thanks to an extensive wiretap system. From there, they would be able to swiftly and efficiently shut down any breweries and thus halt any illegal operations before the mobsters knew what hit them. They would've operated like any police raid would've at the time: surround the area and move in before the enemy has time to think.

X-Factor: Unwavering upholders of the law
At a time where Capone's men could buy off nearly anyone of authority to maintain the status quo, the Untouchables became legendary for their refusal to accept any kind of bribes whatsoever. The agents under Elliot Ness' eye were those that could never be corrupted by any temptations or threats by Chicago's seediest of underworlds, and that's saying something right there.

The Gestapo
Era: 1933-1945
Location: Nazi Germany







Short Range: Walther PPK. 
A reliable and concealable weapon popular with both police and civilians, this pistol was perfect for whenever Gestapo officers had to collect intel in plain sight. With semi-auto firepower and a compatible silencer, the Walther PPK would've been a fearsome sidearm to anybody who saw it.



Mid Range: MP40. 
Originally a military grade firearm given to paratroopers and platoon leaders, this full auto submachine gun saw use with the German police as well. This firearm has since become the German army's most popular weapon, despite it not being a standard issue infantry equipment. It housed 9mm rounds and could fire at a rate of 550 rpm, making it a powerful weapon to enforce the will of the Führer.


Long Range: Karabiner 98k rifle. 
This was the standard infantry rifle of the German infantry during WWII, but it saw use amongst its military police. By itself the K98 could take out a target from 550 yds, but with a scope it was capable of reaching targets up to 875 yds away.

Special Weapon: SDK silenced rifle. 
A rather unusual firearm with its relatively short barrel and scope attachment, the purpose of this small rifle would've been for secret assassinations if the need called for it. Based on the British De Lisle Commando carbine, this silenced rifle was compact enough for easy transport and concealment and its silenced barrel would ensure that nobody would see this bullet coming.

Tactics: Intimidation and suppression.
The Gestapo were given unlimited authority to uphold the regime by any means necessary, and they knew it. With such power nothing could stop the Gestapo from arresting anyone deemed traitorous or suspicious, regardless of whether they were innocent or guilty. Many of such prisoners would also "disappear" under their authority, thus confirming the notion that the Gestapo will do just about anything to keep the peace.

X-Factor: Loyalty to the Führer. 
Say what you will about the Nazis, but one thing you cannot deny is their loyalty to the cause. This iron-willed loyalty to both Führer and nation set forth a one track mind that is willing to do just about anything for the sake of their leader. With such dedication to the regime the officers of the Gestapo would be capable of anything, no matter how atrocious or extreme it would be.



So who will it be? The elites of the US Bureau of Prohibition or Nazi Germany's secret police? And how would the story end?

Brief Introduction

Seeing as how nearly everyone from the Spike's Deadliest Warrior community has created their own blogs to address their own matchups, it only seems proper that I do it as well.  You can call me Rikun, and I'm just one of many who dreams and looks up all the possible matchups that Spike's cult TV show may have missed entirely or, according to some, have done wrong.  What matchups will I do?  What matchups SHOULD I do?  As of now I'm not entirely sure, but everyone has to start somewhere.

So in the spirit of Deadliest Warrior's classic system of sizing up the competition, I'll be doing a test run of how this sim will work.  I'll present to you what I know about the sides as well as the weapons that each side would have likely used.  From there, based on user response and feedback, I'll be able to collect more information before I start up the sim, taking into account the advantages and disadvantages that each side would bring to the table.  Once that's done, I'll run the sim and we'll see which side will come out on top!

Here are the battles that I'll propose for now.  If you have any suggestions or if you'd like to voice your thoughts on some of them, this is what this post will be for.  Please, any suggestions or comments, even if you need to correct me, are perfectly fine!

Proposed Matchups as of Now, in no particular order:

The Untouchables vs. The Gestapo
Les Apaches vs. Highbinder Tongs
Wyatt Earp vs. Ned Kelly
Bonnie and Clyde (Barrow Gang) vs. Lampiao (Cangacieros)
Bill the Butcher vs. Wong Fei Hung
Hells Angels vs. Crips
French Resistance vs. Polish Underground
Chinese Boxers vs. Katipuneros

As you can see for now, these matchups are gonna have a lot of firepower.  Hope you're all ready for this.